then one smelly christmas eve:)

hee hee, see? i can too hold it between my toes, duk duk. seriously that was like way too ez. now pay up. wait, hang on let me hold my breath first. (hwoooooop! hwoooo-)

(phooooooooo) why smello, mom.  what’s that? breathing funny? hmm, i am not sure why u would be stinking i mean thinking that. 

this? o yeah, this. well, u remember the christmas story we are working on for cyber brown wednesday right?  u know, the one that makes sense of everything but only if the reader knows what we know they know we have known, like, forever now? well, seeing as how u are busy with the sleigh mecharamas, me and duk duk decided we could print turn it into an adorable tiny book ourselves, with a nice poopie brown paper cover and everything. 

um, and we might have used your shiny machine to shiny it.

but um, well,  we were not really sure how 2 use the shiny machine so some of the shiny is  kind of speckledy patchy but then we thought, omg that is just like how an old leather book looks, which is great on account of how u said i am not allowed to use real leather by myself yet until i can stomp chomp chomp chomping it. which is probably like never on account of how delicious that old book was that i ate over summer.  hee hee, mmm old leather books. 

hee hee, anyhoo, do u mind if me and duk duk help ourselves to some monkey chow before we make the rest of our tiny books bc i really think it will enhance our productivity. :)