buttercup pup

hee hee hee okay i am trying 2 hold still so we can find out if i like butter, but it really tickles, mom, so please hurry! :)

24/7 :)

nopies, mom, i am sorry.  there is no off button for ferocious. just pauses, really. u know, like for lunchy lunch or dinner or, o say a delicious snackie or two or three? :)

not on a school day

take them off? seriously? but, mom, the only difference in wearing our stinko de mayo outfits to school is the fact that everybuddy will know beforehand to hold their breath. the stink happens every day, really :)

planning for spring dootsday :)

hee hee,  okay okay, duk duk. i know u only have one wing and we both know how it got that way already so like i was trying 2 say before i was so ferociously interrupted, a wolf will count our spring doot inventory , while a falcon records said data so that way we can finally plan our work for the next two weeks. okay? okay. sheesh some dukkie totally  got up on the wrong side of his nest today.  alright, let’s get started. 

ooo! looky, first up, our super adorable magic double sided teeny weeny town and country play homes! put down three. okay i know u only see only one here,  but i remember we helped mom make these forever ago and you and i were supposed to make listings and get them in the shop before easter on account of how easter colory and fun they are but then we got distracted by - well, i do not even remember, but we but here we are and it still seems to fit nicely with the  spring doot, dontchoo think? and lucky for us, we already started making and posting the promo stop motion videos for them so - check! marketing plan donezo. well donezo enough - remind me to post out brownstone 5pm video this afternoon . hee hee, yeah, eeew. all that kissing.  but, i guess some people like those kind of endings and besides maybe at least this way they can get it all out of their system in present teeny weenie world and not in real life. oh yeah - make sure to write down optional play accessories. we will need to ask mom to hopefully make some so that way people can have as much fun as we did when we made those videos. o and we need to schedule a listing photo shoot.  okay, what’s next? 

ooo yes! made-to-order personalized holding hearts! put down 12 total, 6 large and 6 small 
split evenly across the noon and nine pm edt doot, with order completion estimated in 5-6 weeks. yeppies there is a lot of drying and waiting time.  o and we still need to figure out how many letters we can really fit on each heart but maybe for now, the best thing to do is let people tell us what words they want at checkout and we will see how to best fit it on there. and if we cannot fit it, well, hopefully they will read their convos so we can ask for alternate wording. i posted a pic on instygram and facebooky yesterday so check - first pass marketing donezo!  but maybe we should make a note to post about it again next week sometime because it is getting really hard to tell if we are getting enough eyes on our posts. o, and let’s see, as for photo shoot - luckily, i think we have pictures of the style differences already but we still need to make a new listing. okay, what’s next now? 



hee hee hee, why smello, my pee-utiful yellow key tidy friend! yeppies, this time it is all about color.  hmmm, quantity...i think we have two rainbows worth. but we should think on it more because i think mom said she can make more of the leather part and that means hardware on hand is really the supply constraint. okay, make a note to count how many posts and screws we have. o and also make sure we work up the instruction kit so it includes all the extra stuff we talked about to make sure things are easy to put together and stay together.  hee hee, i like the video we made for that, too. maybe early next week we can post it. and hopefully people will click for sound because it all really works well together.   okay, what’s next? 
 



ooo, our latest addition to the teeny weenie functional f(art)ware lineup! these turned out so cool!! i cannot wait for the world to find out what its top secret function is. mom made a video today that we need to edit so maybe we can release that midweek...oh, how many? seis for spring doot. but, we do have more on the workbench including a 2.0 mod that i think will be very nice for a later summer doot. yeppies, i like how clean lined they are, too. and they are so cheerful and useful! okay i think that’s it for the type of things we will have on may 19th, so how does the work tally up for everything? hmmmm...hmmmmmm...carry the one...minus the exponent... flip the sign and add infinity...times fourventytwelveteen. omg. that much work??  yeppies, duk duk, u r right. especially with our experience level and  quality of work. well, anticipated quality of work. okay, lemme tell her..

mom, based on our highly accurate and very scientific calculations, me and duk duk are fairly certain that the quality work contribution required to support spring doot requires an hourly raise of two bags of gummy worms per hour per falcon and per wolf, and a special one time bonus, payable either as one week access to your amazon prime account, or a three day all expense paid trip to the candy store. :)

pee eee arrrgh esss oh enn aaay ell esss pee aaay see eee

so, um, yeah, one of the main protection points in the daytime is the front door and seeing as how your fluffy butt is gonna b here for i guess a panty while,  maybe u can watch it while i help mom make some

stuff for our doot. but just remember, well u might not see it from where u r standing, but there is a blind spot over here in that corner and so u really have to - 

hey hey! per-son-al space, cassie. pee eee arrrgh esss oh enn aaay ell esss pee aaay see eee. personal space. 



sheesh! thank u. okay now where was i? 

poopnarok

okay, well, u will not be upstairs for long, right? okay..then i guess so. well, i promise i will try. but please do not take forever. i had hardly any time to..

hee hee, o looky.  speak of the azor poophai. the poop that was promised.  the poopsatz panterach. smela, goddess of stink. hee hee hee. u know the rules, cassie. fee fi fo hurl! i smell the stink of a cootie girl! whoforth ever so panty dares to traipse on the sacred ramp of ferocious wolfiness shall suffer the -

hey hey, i said whoforth ever dares to - 

i said -  aw come on! this ramp is only for - cassie u have plenty of space right over - 



moooom! can u please tell cassie my ramp is for little-  i mean ferocious wolves only?!?!?

hatching eggs :)

um, okay, mom, i promise i will do my chores today but can it wait until duk duk comes back so we can trade places?  if our gummy eggs get too cold they might never hatch and if they never hatch we will never get gummy dragons and if we never get gummy dragons then..well , let’s just say failure is not an option :)

chunky :)

oooOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooo!

hmmmmmm...hmmmmmmm....

mom, dontchoo think my chunky chicken water could use a little more chunky? :)

squeakie boy :)

hee hee, mom, dontchoo have one that says #rawwwrs? 

wishful stinking

think on it? oh i see. well, um, i guess we misheard u then. :) 

little wolf chef

o, just turning on the stove so i can make me and duk duk a grilled pbsj sammie.  did u want one too, mom? i watched a utubey video and everything :) 

whizznot, want not :)

hee hee, okay, dad, u see over there by our mailbox? well, it would pretty much start there..

...and it would end over there, at the corner of our yard. so, maybe we would need what? eleventy hundrillion feet or so of wire? give or take maybe threety fliven feet for the transformer box. and, before u say anything, i know that sounds oversized, but we need a pretty heavy duty one, cuz, well, from what i have personally observed, you have your sprinklers and u have your tinklers, but u also have your ole faithfuls that would short lesser boxes out in a heart beat. hee hee or should i say in a leg lift.

 but anyhow, yeppies, if u could just approve our plans for the electric whizznot security fence, me and duk duk will order our supplies and start digging post holes today. :) 

u say yeppies, i say nopies :)

um, nopies, mom, i have not seen any sort of unusual activity and especially not the cherry tomato taking kind.  why do u ask? :)

pupae

The little orange caterpillar rested quietly in the warmth the mid morning sun, dreaming of the day very soon when he would finally shed his puffy orange casing and sprout beautiful ferocious wings that would take him all the places he wanted to go.   :)

april fools

hee hee o goody, duk duk.  it’s april 1st!

do not worry, i have a doozy. o here she comes now! 

hee hee, um, okay okay, serious face.. mom, me and duk duk have been talking about it and, well, do u think cassie can come over and play with us? 

eeeeeeek! mom, where r u going? that’s not the way it is supposed to -

hey hey,  no we were just kidd-  moooom, wait!

dontchoo know what day today is? 

hide and find bunny :)

o little bun-niessss...

come out, come out..




wherever you are! :) 

sun patrol

okay, mom, do not worry, u can keep the door open because i am ferocious and i will keep watch for u here...

...in the nice...

...warm...lovely...




...sun :)

bio logical

(sniff sniff)...

...(sniff sniff)...

...(sniff sniff sniff)...eeew! i knew it!

mom, i told u. cassie’s cooties keep wafting over here like flies on a poopie snake. now may i please go back inside before cassie’s cooties permanently affect my ferociousness? 

call of the wild

hee hee, hey! (ding ding! ding ding dingaling ding!) i said, hey! what’s a wolf gotta do 2 get service around here??? (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! ding ding dingalingadinggg!)

o, um, hi, mom. you’re looking, pretty and, um, frustrated today. what’s that? well, i guess we did agree that me and duk duk could have this supercool belly bell if certain conditions were met...and, i guess i did promise specifically for me that in lieu of barking my head off,  i would use the bell 2 call u when i need u...and, i promised that i would use it judiciously...

so, um, yeppies, i guess that’s that really...okay, okay, i re-promise. nopies, i guess i am set really so if u need to get back to your computer to do some work, i guess i will be here minding my own business and watching the backyard for bunnies and stuff. okay i love u too smell u later...

(DINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!)

mom, what does judiciously mean? :)

cod

cash? on delivery? o. so that is what that me- um, i mean, well, nopies, mister man in brown, i am pretty sure nobuddy here ordered a super duper power blaster mega doopty doop trampoline with optional ragin rumble presto magic thunder dome and 12.9 infrasonic temper tympanic surround sound system. especially a super duper power blaster mega doopty doop trampoline with optional ragin rumble presto magic thunder dome and 12.9 infrasonic temper tympanic surround sound system that does not come filled with fishy fishies. :)