frenchy fry reasoning :)

okay fine. but i’m just saying, mom and dad, 

if we all went to chikky fila after we do my nails, it is a win win for everybuddy really, isn’t it? :) 

a trip to the candy store :)

hee hee, hurry, dad! we have to get back home before duk duk difunda out u bought me a jawbreaker :) 

little mister tuffet :)

um, well, i was just stinking i mean thinking that even tho she addresses the package 2 u, that maybe the cashmere fairy godmother meant for me to use them first. u know, because they are so soft and fluffy and perfect for snuggling on even in summer? :) 

finally

the little dachshund breathed a sigh of relief. finally, he thought to himself. next time she comes knocking, he now realized, mom really needs to lock the doors and pull down all the window shades. :) 

what happens in cootietown should really stay in cootietown

dear diary, 

sometimes in ferocious pursuit of something to fill his tummy, a wolf gets too close to the flame and as a result, accidentally catches a serious case of the cooties. on the plus side, a wolf gets to stay home even though school started this week. but on the minus side, while a wolf stays at home, his best toyfriend duk duk plans to plaster this picture all over school. and as a result, a wolf plans to pound his best toyfriend. sometimes things just have a way of working out, don’t they? :)

toodleypoo!

b. :)

socially distant :)

fine. if u r gonna be here for a while, cassie, i guess u may as well make yourself useful.  stand here and watch for bunnies, while i take my nap. a wolf needs his ferocious sleep, u know. 

but make sure to stay over there. i’ve already had like eleventy cootie shots and i still feel a little woozy because some slobbery mcpanty pants still thinks every water bowl she finds is communal. yessiree, a good nap is just what this wolf needs. remember, you stay over there cassie and it will be all be - 

aw great. 

the unbearable shortness of being :)

okay, mom, have a nice bath. i guess while u e in there, i’ll try my best to avoid miss smelly panty mc pant-

aw great. here she comes..

hey… hey…what r u doing, cassie? i cannot even see.

mom is taking a bath, cassie. stop panting all over her. 

i said, stop panting up the place already! it’s bad enough the place smells like purple flower stink with all the foam bubbles, but cooties and purple flower stink? phooowee! 

didjoo hear me? gassie, u r totally wasting your time. she will never gives snackies from there 

like, seriously, do not even bother.  mom will never give u ..

hey! why r u getting closer??? i toldjoo- 

mooom? mom. u are not giving her a snackie, r u??

 

schadenfoofie :)

aw great. 

mom, is it too late for me to sign up for summer school? 

curiouser and curiouser

hmmmmmm….

hmmmmmmmmmm….

mom, why didjoo put this water bowl here taller than me? u know i accidentally left  my platform sandals at chocobot’s air pee n b. 

valar morpoopus

hee hee hee, i know, duk duk, pure genius! and to think we did not need mom’s help at all. now we can finally serve our guests gummy worms in la pee dah style! i cannot wait until - hey, duk duk, where did u- 

o, smello, mom. um, is there anything i can help u with? like, maybe polishing the silver or, um, something? :) 

contract renegotiations :)

well, mom, seeing as how i am a grown wolf now, how about i get a tiny tomato for every nail we sand?  

boba pett :)

hee hee, oooo! dad, did u get any boba drink for u and mom, too? :) 

the one where i do not say anything at all because i am sleeping :)

smell and tell :)

even though it meant he had to wake up earlier, the little dachshund enjoyed his summer morning walkies very much. of course there are many obvious reasons to go walkie in the morning, the little dachshund thought to himself, like, mostly because it is cooler out, and stuff like that. but probably the most important reason to go walkie in the morning is, i can smell and tell what everybuddy had for dinner last night. :) 

a very important question :)

mom, dontchoo think maybe me and duk duk could just, not go to school next year? i mean, how much more can we learn, really? :)

sentinel

the little dachshund patiently waited by the window like he always did every morning, hoping his ferociousness would scare away all  the things that needed scaring away. bunnies, for one thing, he thought to himself. and the birds that would eat at my tomatoes. and of course, he realized, maybe the scariest of things that needed to be scared away, cassie. :)

natural born leader :)

hee hee, mom, how bout today i take u n dad for a walkie? u know, instead of the other way around. wolves are natural born leaders, u know.  :)

(f)artless

hee hee hee. okay, mom, can i open my eyes now?

hmm, where is it, mom?? i know u have been working on a surprisey prize (f)arty art piece for like, forever now, and i am very anxious 2 see it, seeing as how you did not ask for me and duk duk’s expert input on it. i wonder if..

maybe it is over here by my bed? hm. nopies. 

hang on, maybe it is way over by my other bed in the other room. excuse me, i will brb…. 

well, nopies. not there either. dang. 

mom, i do not get it. i do not see anything ferocious and (f)arty anywhere. r u sure it is even here where i can see it? :)

wrong item in error :)

eeew. what?? mom, there is no way me or duk duk would ever order that. calico critters are like, for babies. not ferocious wolves and falcons.

u told us to order soffit vents for our diy vermiposter and poop’s honor, that is we ordered. i cannot help it if amazon made a mistake and sent u this cootietaminated cute cute garbage.

hee hee, but if u want, u can give it to me and me and duk duk will see what we can do about ferociousing them up. :)

little wolf, big world

the little dachshund sneaky sneaked from one blue pot to another on his deck, quietly investigating each as best he could, sometimes standing on his tippiest of toes. hee hee, he thought to himself, if i found strawberries in one of my pots,  then certainly there could be strawberries in others!