december 26th :)

hee hee hee, santa really outdid himself this year. butt, i wonder if maybe he accidentally gave mom and dad something he really meant 4 me. 

i mean, nobuddy but santa knows a ferocious wolf likes kokeshi dolls. and peach lippy. and squishees, too. and santa surely would know lotion is good for keeping a ferocious wolf’s paws soft and supple for stealthy sneaking. yeppies, i really think santa made a mistake. or two. hee hee, or eleventy. surely mom and dad will not mind if i save them from the embarrassment of having to tell santa he made such an error. i will just take these things to the heat cave and - 

what’s that, mom? o nothing really. well,  i was just wondering if u and dad maybe needed some help putting your gifts away, that’s all. :)  

christmas list

see mom? like this. in just four days when u n dad i mean santa brings me my hover craft, not only can u kiss me on the forehead without bending over, but i will finally be able to poop in the tallest of trees :) 

ferociouser :)

what? no, mom, seriously. here, let me help…

rawwwr! 

okay, which one? :) 

thilly :)

thufferin thuccothath! hee hee, thee? wonth thoo thart, thoo canth thtop! he thaw theethaws hby the theethore. i could hdo thith all thay! 

today i am sixteen :)

hee hee o m g! 

my birthday crown is even better than i imagined! it is so incredibly ferocious! i am sure mom will not mind if a wolf tries it on before everybuddy gets here. 



hee hee, hey look at me i’m king of the wol - wait nope nopies nope abort abort!  



mom, i regret to inform you that physics of ferociousness are such that it will be impossible for me to wear this lovely crown u made without putting the universe at great risk. the combination of two extreme powers of ferociousness that u see before you are not simply additive, they are logarithmically exponential.  i wore the crown for like two seconds and already i could feel the fabric of the universe tearing.  maybe if we hurry, we could go with a plan b for my birthday picture , u know, with me just being here next to it. although, a wolf cannot guarantee anything because he has already been standing next to it for all this time. 

well, i might be able to channel some of the ferociousness to my funny bone but even then i am just not sure we can get the results we r … rawwr … the results we r .. hee hee phoowee… rawwr… the results we r looking… 

..for.   um, maybe we should just skip to the part where we bring out my meat cake?  i will wait here. gee, i wonder what is taking duk duk and  chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy so long. they should be here by now.



hee hee ooOOOOooooOOOoooo!  now that’s what i’m talking about. . 



sixteen carrot candles on a meat cake bigger than my head! and all my favorite fruits! wait’ll duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy see  - 




hey hey! where did everybuddy come from so fast?? 




hee hee, just remember, no touchies just lookies… boy, if only dad was as fast as u guys are when the cake comes out. o wait i think i finally hear him! 




hee hee , happy birthday 2 me! :) 

have yourself a wolfy little christmas :)

butt we have to, mom. it is the merriest time of the year, u know.  or at least it will be we share all me and duk duk’s latest genius idea with the world….well, sure we can still doot before christmas. my birthday monday, one day for pictures, one day for listings and maybe some last minute marketing, and poopso facto voila we doot our new tiny book and related (f)Art on thursday, noon and nine pm est!   i mean, u r practically done, right? all u have to do is finish everything and finish my birthday crown and make my birthday cake and wrap all my birthday presents and take my birthday picture this weekend. ezpz.  and 2 help out, me and duk duk can do all the menu planning and cooking until then. in fact, dontchoo think tonitey nite would be a good nite for turdelini poopanara with shaved carpoopio and poop nuts? it will be absolutely smellylicious! :) 

all is bright and usually funny :)

rawwwwr!  rawwwwr!  rawwwwwr!

what?? mom, u know i cannot help it anymore. i’m a wolf not puppy.  plus, the holidays can always use a little more merry merry rawwr rawwr, dontchoo think? :) 

(psst - besides tiny chumley’s magical Edelpoop teeny weenie musical wonderlands, here is a peek at some other goodies we will be dooting on cyber brown wednesday, noon and nine pm est, in very limited quantities. ) 

 

happy stinksgiving:)

hee hee, now that we have the hang of this thing, duk duk, we can make gazillions and paste them everywhere!! u know, it really is too bad thanksgiving is just one day. i mean, there aren’t any presents or anything like that, but nobody is watching u all year long, either. u can just be u, no strings attached. and there’s the eating, and more eating, and more eating, and if u r lucky, there is more eating after that. i can see why everybuddy is thankful on thanksgiving. 

 me? hmmm. well, i am grateful today, obviously. and for u and your smelly butt, mom, dad who both have smelly butts but apparently it is not appropriate to tell them that so u just kind of have to enjoy it peecretly, chocobot even tho he has been a chocobutt lately, lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy and, well, all our friends in cyberspace, of course, and…. o i am grateful that on days like 2 day cassie keeps her smelly butt at home. and for finding this thing, and for having the password to mom’s amazon so we can order more refills and - 

o snap i hear mom coming! 

quick help me hidey hide all these  - whoops, too late. 

what? um, we were doing nothing really. is this the, um, thingy u want us to use to print all stickers for the name cards?  :) 

edelpoop:)

It seems like every so often something came up this year that made makeys a lesser priority for tiny chumley and me. There are trays of holding heart components prepped before the pandemic that await my deciding when to take orders so they can be finished and sent to good homes, brass boxes that need etching, leather that needs ordering, growing stashes of interesting things I’ve scored that need thinking about, and cards that need designing and printing. So many things in our makey world have not gotten my attention this year.  But tiny chumley and I realized a few weeks ago that some traditions must hold fast, and no year, no wolfy life,  is really complete without the spectacular spectacle that is Cyber Brown Wednesday and all the holiday makey that goes with it.

Hopefully, you’ve been able to follow us on social media and heard what tiny chumley and duk duk’s latest genius makey for cyber brown wednesday offers. Heard, because this year’s set of teeny weenie wonderlands take a thematically inspired Austrian Von Trapp musical turn, featuring music in the form of a wind up mechanical musical movement that plays Edelweiss, or what baxter and duk duk have renamed and rewritten as Edelpoop. Because it’s Cyber Brown Wednesday. And it is their way. 

The shop update doots for these teeny weenie musical wonderlands will be happening in two batches of five, the first releasing as always at noon and the second at nine pm eastern standard time on the Wednesday after Thanksgiving, which happens to be November 30th.  There hopefully will also be some other goodies of a budgetier nature  (psst - can u say third tiny book by baxter and duk duk? that u can also use as an ornament on your tree? and some other things that we can’t spoil just yet) but if they don’t make it in time for cyber brown wednesday, we’ll have another doot at a later date once I’ve got the little kielbasa’s birthday cake and crown squared away.  Because someone will be turning a very wolfy 16. 

mom, speaking of which, can my crown this year be shaped like a meat rocketship and my cake be bigger than my head? :) 

l

drumstick :)

um, not a turkey leg, mom. i am one hundred percent wolf meat. :) 

there will be doot :)

hee hee, i know, me and duk duk’s idea is genius, right? now hurry up and start making, mom. there are only 29 more making days til cyber brown wednesday. less if u factor in thanksgiving and, u know, family time and irl time. :) 

the scentinel:)

the little dachshund roused from his deep evening sleep, keenly aware that his nose would never wake him unless something good was happening. hmmmm, he wondered only for a very brief moment as his eyes locked on what his nose already knew. sleeping, he knew, could always wait until later.  “mom, i was sleeping but now i am awakey wake and surely u need help finishing those strawberries, dontchoo?” :) 

the most wonderful season of the year :)

the little dachshund breathed a sigh of relief. not only was today a brand new day, it was a day when he would not have to worry about anyone slobbering on his head, or drinking his water, or stepping all over him. or, more importantly, he thought to himself with the utmost of gratitude, he would not have to worry about catching cooties. “after i help u with chores and projects today and take my wolfy recharge nap,” the little dachshund excitedly suggested his mother, “maybe we can make pizza poopbolis and plt sandwiches for our picnic. u know, the one we should definitely have now that the weather is cooler and the leaves are falling and the world is getting all orange and brown and yellow.” 

breathless :)

(pfweeeeoooOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOoot!) 

hee hee, um, sorry… 

but a wolf’s gotta do something to improve the  panty mc pant pant air in here. it’s almost lunchy lunch time. :)

no ifs ands or smelly butts :)

now, cassie, mom is going 2 open this door. u stay here while a ferocious wolf goes out does his business. in private. no ifs ands or smelly butts. okay? okay. 

hey hey, what the - 

ewww eeew eeeew! cassie! no touchy! no touchy!

sheesh!!!

mom, r u sure this top peecret project u r working on for cassie is worth it??