Monday, January 22, 2024
find me again, my little friend
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
today i am seventeen
finest quality, superior workmanship…
truly pooptacular! and it is just how a ferocious wolf envisioned it!
uh oh, a wolf is feeling tingly tangly woofy -
RRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!
um, mom, can u maybe make my crown maybe seventeen percent less ferocious? just enough so a wolf can still enjoy his meat cake
without, u know, eating his toyfriends. :)
Monday, December 12, 2022
today i am sixteen :)
hee hee, hey look at me i’m king of the wol - wait nope nopies nope abort abort!
mom, i regret to inform you that physics of ferociousness are such that it will be impossible for me to wear this lovely crown u made without putting the universe at great risk. the combination of two extreme powers of ferociousness that u see before you are not simply additive, they are logarithmically exponential. i wore the crown for like two seconds and already i could feel the fabric of the universe tearing. maybe if we hurry, we could go with a plan b for my birthday picture , u know, with me just being here next to it. although, a wolf cannot guarantee anything because he has already been standing next to it for all this time.
well, i might be able to channel some of the ferociousness to my funny bone but even then i am just not sure we can get the results we r … rawwr … the results we r .. hee hee phoowee… rawwr… the results we r looking…
..for. um, maybe we should just skip to the part where we bring out my meat cake? i will wait here. gee, i wonder what is taking duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy so long. they should be here by now.
hee hee ooOOOOooooOOOoooo! now that’s what i’m talking about. .
sixteen carrot candles on a meat cake bigger than my head! and all my favorite fruits! wait’ll duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy see -
hey hey! where did everybuddy come from so fast??
hee hee, just remember, no touchies just lookies… boy, if only dad was as fast as u guys are when the cake comes out. o wait i think i finally hear him!
hee hee , happy birthday 2 me! :)
Thursday, November 24, 2022
happy stinksgiving:)
quick help me hidey hide all these - whoops, too late.
what? um, we were doing nothing really. is this the, um, thingy u want us to use to print all stickers for the name cards? :)
Wednesday, July 7, 2021
options :)
Saturday, December 12, 2020
today i am 14 :)
Thursday, November 26, 2020
happy eatsgiving :)
okay, now may i please have some turkey before duk duk comes back from his swimmy swim?
Monday, September 16, 2019
what the wise man says
Wednesday, August 21, 2019
all aboard
Wednesday, July 31, 2019
glitterati
Monday, July 22, 2019
we just like 2 party like 2 party party yeah :)
now lessee, where can we get eleventy hundred pounds of rainbow sprinkles? hmmm, hmmmm ...
uh oh! what? o nothing mom. what’s under my chest? o, well, i was just coming to tell u i found your iphoney! u know, like right here on the floor. what a crazy coinkydink right? i mean, what are the chances? especially with my iphoney having been taken away for reasons totally within me and duk duk’s control, and me finding yours right here. it’s a summer miracle real-
-ly. eeeeek! no, mom, don’t take - no, i’m not done yet!
um, mom, before u ground me, may i please re-borrow your phone to leave instructions on where they should set up the bouncy house? everything needs to be set up by two so me and duk duk and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy can start stinking it up in time for chocobot’s unicorn appreciation day party :)
Friday, November 17, 2017
baxter & duk duk's special friday matinee feature: weenie reindeer games :)
next week is thanksgiving week and as might imagine we will be very busy being thankful and eating and entertaining family and stuff so please do not worry if we are not posting regularly or responding very quickly. also, i am stilll washing cooties off myself from cassie's relatively brief but incredibly stinky visit, so there is that. but anyhow, even though we might still be posting a little next week, me and duk duk thought it might be nice to leave u with an officially awesome video we just made which we are sure u will want to watch with the sound on over and over again during next week's comedy drought. plus it has a very special announcement at the end.
oh and if u were wondering, we hope to have a few goodies for cyber brown wednesday but we may not have a lot of time to preannounce what it will be so stay tuned because there will probably be ninjadoots! okay, me and duk duk need to pick up lil pink puppy and lulu the tiger from chukky poops so i will write u later and i hope u have a very good weekend. :)
toodleydoo!
b.
Monday, October 30, 2017
t minus one
hee hee hee, okay, mom, chocobot said ezpz no problem. so now all we need is for u to finish the uknowwhat today that u have been working on forever while me and duk duk and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy finish prepping the other uknowwhat to receive it. so considering we are prerty much on schedule, ima gonna go ahead and keep our overall status at brown. if u do not have anymore questions, this concludes our top secret status meeting for project Süßigkeiten-Schlepper :)
Saturday, July 29, 2017
appyhpoopay nicornupoopay preciationappoopay aydpoopay :)
hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, i will miss them all too. but at least they are all going to very good homes and this way we can really focus on what's really important today and celebrate in style.
oh u r right. mom will be here any minute. i think we better call in the big guns if we are ever gonna get finished tearing down our booth so we can get to the store and spend all the money we earned on u know what for u know who today.
hee hee, yeah i know he still has not figured it out. if it's not about princesses or rainbows or medieval cartography or interdimensional time travel, unicorns can be so clueless. okay okay hang on he's finally here...
smello chocobot! i hope princess prettypink is recovering from her umpteenth bout with cooties. okay hey, lil pink puppy and lulu the tiger, clear the blast zone!
(bwoooop pinggg!)
oh yes, nice job chocobot. one of these days u r gonna need 2 remind me why that does not work in our heat cave or on any of the areas specified on our chores list.
o i think i hear mom coming. now remember, lil pink puppy, ixnpoopay outabpoopay ethpoopay
artyppoopay orfpoopay ocobotchpoopay ndapoopay eepkpoopay imhpoopay usybpoopay tilunpoopay ewpoopay etgpoopay ackbpoopay romfpoopay ichaelsmpoopay ithwpoopay apoopay arcpoopay ullfpoopay fopoopay itterglpoopay.
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
watermelon break :)
finally school is out for summer and to celebrate and take a break from finishing up our leather clippies, i had watermelon. and it was delicious.
tomorrow me and duk duk hope to drop off lil pink puppy and lulu the tiger and chocobot at summer camp and then we will be back to start project uknowwhat. more on that later :)
toodley-doo!
b.
Friday, May 5, 2017
happy stinko de mayo :)
okay, mom, all our chores are finished and duk duk and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy are alldrying off from their baths as we speak. and chocobot even pooped in the backyard so there is no glitter to clean off the sofa or in the bed. now may we please start preparing for our tgidisco stinko de mayo party? :) :)
Saturday, December 24, 2016
twas the day before christmas :)
whoa, chocobot, i think u r right. no wonder all the little puppies were so pokey. i'd go slow too cuz i mean really, u know what they say. smelly is as smelly does. and puppies - no offense lil pink puppy - but at that age, puppies really do not know their snakeys from their swirlies..
and look at that ferocious crow, he's all like, "haw haw, what a bunch of maroons. now u have nothing to put on your stoop!"..wait, what's that, lulu the tiger? yeah i smell it, too. let me ask her.
mom, how much longer do we have to read quietly and when it is finished cooling, may we each please have a slice of buttered cherry almond angel bread? :)