incredoobitastidocious (mark your calendars) :)

hee hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, i agree. our newest additions to the mother's and father's day card lineup are even more incredoobitastidocious in person!  i mean, seriously, how else can u send so much cuteness and yet so much ferociousness? i am glad we got them in the etsy shop yesterday night. that way people who need cards can buy them now, and...







that way, we can spend all next week getting ready for our spring doot, which I think we should tentatively schedule for may 19h,  dontchoo?   hee hee, i know, i am excited too!  i cannot wait for everyone to see the 6 new teeny weenie wonderworld uknowwhats we have been working on for forever now. and, we'll ask mom if we can finally offer customized holding hearts, u know, so people can ask for names or other special words on their heart.  i mean, i know it will take a while for them to be made so we won't be able to ship that out right away, but i think it will be worth waiting for. o and maybe we can get mom to take orders for the uknowwhatwhats that will work really well with the uknowwhats, or maybe she can just hurry up and make them or something because i know she's had some of them in process for forever now.  plus, we cannot get too crazy with the custom orders. it's hard enough just to keep track of where all our backyard booby traps are, much less try and remember to do our chores and stuff. o, but speaking of chores and stuff... 




mom, do u think we can skip school for the next couple of weeks?  i mean, just 2 help u get everything together in time for the spring doot, which we kind of decided should be around may 19th? :) #pencilinyourcalendars #customholdinghearts #udonotknowwhats #udonotknowwhatwhats

poopnarok

okay, well, u will not be upstairs for long, right? okay..then i guess so. well, i promise i will try. but please do not take forever. i had hardly any time to..

hee hee, o looky.  speak of the azor poophai. the poop that was promised.  the poopsatz panterach. smela, goddess of stink. hee hee hee. u know the rules, cassie. fee fi fo hurl! i smell the stink of a cootie girl! whoforth ever so panty dares to traipse on the sacred ramp of ferocious wolfiness shall suffer the -

hey hey, i said whoforth ever dares to - 

i said -  aw come on! this ramp is only for - cassie u have plenty of space right over - 



moooom! can u please tell cassie my ramp is for little-  i mean ferocious wolves only?!?!?

hatching eggs :)

um, okay, mom, i promise i will do my chores today but can it wait until duk duk comes back so we can trade places?  if our gummy eggs get too cold they might never hatch and if they never hatch we will never get gummy dragons and if we never get gummy dragons then..well , let’s just say failure is not an option :)

chunky :)

oooOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooo!

hmmmmmm...hmmmmmmm....

mom, dontchoo think my chunky chicken water could use a little more chunky? :)

squeakie boy :)

hee hee, mom, dontchoo have one that says #rawwwrs? 

wishful stinking

think on it? oh i see. well, um, i guess we misheard u then. :) 

little wolf chef

o, just turning on the stove so i can make me and duk duk a grilled pbsj sammie.  did u want one too, mom? i watched a utubey video and everything :) 

whizznot, want not :)

hee hee, okay, dad, u see over there by our mailbox? well, it would pretty much start there..

...and it would end over there, at the corner of our yard. so, maybe we would need what? eleventy hundrillion feet or so of wire? give or take maybe threety fliven feet for the transformer box. and, before u say anything, i know that sounds oversized, but we need a pretty heavy duty one, cuz, well, from what i have personally observed, you have your sprinklers and u have your tinklers, but u also have your ole faithfuls that would short lesser boxes out in a heart beat. hee hee or should i say in a leg lift.

 but anyhow, yeppies, if u could just approve our plans for the electric whizznot security fence, me and duk duk will order our supplies and start digging post holes today. :) 

u say yeppies, i say nopies :)

um, nopies, mom, i have not seen any sort of unusual activity and especially not the cherry tomato taking kind.  why do u ask? :)

pupae

The little orange caterpillar rested quietly in the warmth the mid morning sun, dreaming of the day very soon when he would finally shed his puffy orange casing and sprout beautiful ferocious wings that would take him all the places he wanted to go.   :)

april fools

hee hee o goody, duk duk.  it’s april 1st!

do not worry, i have a doozy. o here she comes now! 

hee hee, um, okay okay, serious face.. mom, me and duk duk have been talking about it and, well, do u think cassie can come over and play with us? 

eeeeeeek! mom, where r u going? that’s not the way it is supposed to -

hey hey,  no we were just kidd-  moooom, wait!

dontchoo know what day today is? 

hide and find bunny :)

o little bun-niessss...

come out, come out..




wherever you are! :) 

sun patrol

okay, mom, do not worry, u can keep the door open because i am ferocious and i will keep watch for u here...

...in the nice...

...warm...lovely...




...sun :)

bio logical

(sniff sniff)...

...(sniff sniff)...

...(sniff sniff sniff)...eeew! i knew it!

mom, i told u. cassie’s cooties keep wafting over here like flies on a poopie snake. now may i please go back inside before cassie’s cooties permanently affect my ferociousness? 

call of the wild

hee hee, hey! (ding ding! ding ding dingaling ding!) i said, hey! what’s a wolf gotta do 2 get service around here??? (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! ding ding dingalingadinggg!)

o, um, hi, mom. you’re looking, pretty and, um, frustrated today. what’s that? well, i guess we did agree that me and duk duk could have this supercool belly bell if certain conditions were met...and, i guess i did promise specifically for me that in lieu of barking my head off,  i would use the bell 2 call u when i need u...and, i promised that i would use it judiciously...

so, um, yeppies, i guess that’s that really...okay, okay, i re-promise. nopies, i guess i am set really so if u need to get back to your computer to do some work, i guess i will be here minding my own business and watching the backyard for bunnies and stuff. okay i love u too smell u later...

(DINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!)

mom, what does judiciously mean? :)

cod

cash? on delivery? o. so that is what that me- um, i mean, well, nopies, mister man in brown, i am pretty sure nobuddy here ordered a super duper power blaster mega doopty doop trampoline with optional ragin rumble presto magic thunder dome and 12.9 infrasonic temper tympanic surround sound system. especially a super duper power blaster mega doopty doop trampoline with optional ragin rumble presto magic thunder dome and 12.9 infrasonic temper tympanic surround sound system that does not come filled with fishy fishies. :)

happy st pooptrick’s day

hee hee hee, wait’ll everybuddy sees me in school tomorrow :) 

side airbag

hey...what’s that say? size.. no bide.. wait...side... 

side airbag!  oooooOOOooooOoooo!

mom, do u think maybe if me and duk duk are very careful, that we could take one of these seats into our explodatorium and well, u know, fill it up with foofie after? :) 

sunday afternoon treasure hunt :)

hurry, dad, we have to get there before it rains. duk duk said it is pretty much the biggest one he has ever seen and when he smelled it, he says he almost passed out!! 

my ferocious

please, mom? we have 2 hurry bc duk duk will be home soon and u know how jelly he gets.. i promise i will not lose it or anything....really? okay, yippee!

hee hee, my ferocious! one ring to stink them all!!