quality is job fun (coming soon 2 etsy)

 hee hee hee, phoo-wee!! okay, duk duk,  pretty sure we both can agree that one that means i won fair and square.  so u go do it first for a few times and then we will swap so u can see too. okay? okay. 

okay, ready?  now u see it...

..now u still see it!

now u see it..

now u still see it!

now u see it..

now u still see it!

hee hee omg duk duk u have got 2 come and see this bc our idea totally worked! just leave the shades up and i will-

o smello, mom. did u have a nice time outside cleaning the hummingbird feeders? what’s that? why were the blinds going upsy downsy like a zillion times? o, well, u see, me and duk duk were just making sure the work u did was up to our standards and all and well, here at kalyxcraftopia, quality is job fun, dontchoo agree? :)



(psst - we are holding a poll now thru saturday 9/21 on our kalyxcornucopia facebook page to set the halloweenie doot date so please feel free to vote and we will announce our doot date after that and also show u more super cool things we will be offering soony soon!) 

what the wise man says

hee hee - eeew! no, too girly!  next!!

hmmmm, okay. this seems pretty sturdy...

...and it feels reasonably tractiony under foot. 

plus it’s got practically my exact ferocious wolf coloring..

but...

 mom,  r u sure we cannot retile the heat cave first? i mean, technically speaking, what with me and duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy, that’s like five people using and smelling up the space, and u and dad are the only ones who use the master bathroom really. that’s dos against cinco. and u know what the wise man says, the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.   :) 

wolf magic :)

hee hee hee, dad dad dad - looky...

now u see it... 

(chomp) now u do not! :) 

hiders keepers

nopies, mom, i have no idea where my wolf ring is. but maybe, if u want to go start looking in the makey studio, i can come later help u look for it just after i finish making my kitchen bed. :) 

sunday brunch

hee hee, omg, duk duk, mom surely cannot complain if we make this for ourselves for brunchy brunch - it is chock full of protein! perfect for growing wolves and falcons. o yeppies, i wonder which meat flavor it is, too. oo, maybe it’s du- i mean, maybe it’s chicken.  or like, chicken and bananas. or is that butter? no i think it’s bananas. i mean, the package does not say chicken and bananas but clearly there are bananas in the picture and there are only so many quality sources of protein, right?  so, i bet it is chicken and bananas. ooo chicken and banana flavored waffles! hee hee okay okay i am drooling too. let’s see what u need to do to make it...

“just...add...water”. wait, just add water?? that is genius! we can make like a zillion of these in no time at all!  

o wait, duh i bet u r right. i guess we would still need to use the wafffle maker if we want them xtra krispy krunchy.  

hmmmmmm. hmmmm. well, i guess it would still be worth it.  what’s that, duk duk?  o u know what, u r righty-o again my friend.  if we r gonna go thru all that trouble, we may as well make them extra delicious and that substitution might be a perfect solution! and we only need 2/3 a cup so that is not a lot. hee hee, just add water. who are they kidding? okay okay, let me ask her..

mom, do u think me and duk duk can have 2/3 a cup of strawberry kool aid? for um, no unusually delicious reasons really .. :)

signs

hmmmmmm....




hmmmmmmm...

hmmmmm....

mom, i think it’s a cootie trap. for our personal safety, i suggest we should carefully turn around and walkie back the way we came. :)

mission impoopable :)

hee hee, um, sorry mom no time 2 talk now me and dad are on our way to the chikky fila 2 stock up on hurricane snackies :)

sunny with a chance of hurricane

ezpz, mom. we just need to put like eleventy zillion more of these leaves on the roof and voila, hurricane proof really. :)

snackie for two :)

hmmmmm...hmmmmmmmmm....

mom, do u think my shadow could have a snackie, too?  :)

wolf’s honor

mom, i promise, wolf’s honor.  i have not eaten any more books. 

see? :)

always on a sunday 🙄

mom..

i understand and accept why we are here..

but ...

why did u take me to the kind of place where they think being surrounded by pictures of cootietaminated girls in baskets is soothing? 

all aboard

um, r u sure u have 2 use it for that, mom, bc, well, i was stinking i mean thinking come winter time that it would make a very nice sled for me and duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy. :)

genie in the bottle

uh oh. mom.... mom... mom......mom... mom u might want to open the  - 

(pfweeeeeOoooOoooooOoooOooot!)

hee hee hee, phew-WEE! um, mom? two things. one, in my defense, had i known about this adventure yesterday, i probably would have eaten a little less monkey chow chili. and dos, are we getting home anytime soon bc i am pretty sure this genie is not getting back into its bottle any time -   (pfweeet!) -  soon. :) 

leg room

...and that’s why u should never bring a monkey with u on an airplane. mom, i know we have been on the road for like three hours now and it has only been two minutes and eleventy eight seconds but while we are waiting for dad to get whatever it is u got off facebooky marketplace, can u please check the baby wolf n falcon cam again? i know duk duk said his tummy hurts and he promised he would not touch our gummy worm stash while he is home alone but my spideywolf senses are tingling and - 

o m g what the heck??eeeeeeeeeEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeek! bwoop bwoop!  

mom where the heck are we and who said anything about demagorgons? all hands seek immediate cover! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! make way mom, make way...

phew that was close! chocobot says demagorgons eat wolf tushies for breakfast. 



um, mom, for the record, chocobot also says that screaming is really the only way to scare off a demagorgon. but anyway, u won’t tell duk duk about this, will u??:)

seven hours earlier

hee hee, o goody, our adventure is beginning!   okay, duk duk, now when we get to stop light u get the wii all plugged in while i’ll finish digging u a spot in my snoozer for your smelly butt and our gummy worm stash, okay? i sure hope we brought enough. the gps says we will be on the road for three hours and by my calculations that means we each can eat only one bag every two minutes so we have to conserve our rations and u know how u r about hogging all the gummy worms so when i look back there, u better b doing what u need to be doing and not what i think u r doing so..

so u better be... duk duk?...(sniff sniff)... duk duk? duk duk how come i don’t smell - 

dad!!! where’s duk duk?? 

boys in a rental car on a sunday afternoon

 kaaaack! phew, duk duk - kaaaaack  kaaaack - that was a good one!! i give it 4 out of 5 smellies! now my tur-

uh-oh, do u spy what i spy? it starts with a c and ends with utter disappointment. 

uh, sorry cassie, u cannot come over because me and duk duk are going on an adventure today. ferocious wolves and falcons only. 

so,  hee hee, maybe, like, u can come over on neverday instead. okay? o, like half past eleventy minus ocho. okay. c u then. 

hee hee, neverday.  phew that was close! now how long again do we have before dad said has to return the rental? three hours? o goody, i feel like i have at least six hours stored up.  (pfweeeeet!) wait make that five hours, fifty nine minutes and fifty seven seconds. yeah i sure hope he got an odor waiver too. :)