well, u know what they say, mom. chop chop. all u have been doing so far is making boring human stuff this year and cyberbrown wednesday will be here before u know it. me and duk duk have a poop ton of genius ideas. :)
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
Monday, August 30, 2021
adventures in aviation :)
faced with the inevitability of his situation, the little dachshund tried one last time to prove that all his efforts were simply adventures in wolf aviation.
just a few more flaps, mom, and you will see! no tushie man for u , and definitely none for me. :)
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apple a day,
doxie doings
Friday, August 27, 2021
frenchy fry reasoning :)
okay fine. but i’m just saying, mom and dad,
if we all went to chikky fila after we do my nails, it is a win win for everybuddy really, isn’t it? :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, August 25, 2021
a trip to the candy store :)
hee hee, hurry, dad! we have to get back home before duk duk difunda out u bought me a jawbreaker :)
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doxie doings
Monday, August 23, 2021
little mister tuffet :)
um, well, i was just stinking i mean thinking that even tho she addresses the package 2 u, that maybe the cashmere fairy godmother meant for me to use them first. u know, because they are so soft and fluffy and perfect for snuggling on even in summer? :)
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doxie doings
Friday, August 20, 2021
finally
the little dachshund breathed a sigh of relief. finally, he thought to himself. next time she comes knocking, he now realized, mom really needs to lock the doors and pull down all the window shades. :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, August 18, 2021
what happens in cootietown should really stay in cootietown
dear diary,
sometimes in ferocious pursuit of something to fill his tummy, a wolf gets too close to the flame and as a result, accidentally catches a serious case of the cooties. on the plus side, a wolf gets to stay home even though school started this week. but on the minus side, while a wolf stays at home, his best toyfriend duk duk plans to plaster this picture all over school. and as a result, a wolf plans to pound his best toyfriend. sometimes things just have a way of working out, don’t they? :)
toodleypoo!
b. :)
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dogfriends,
doxie doings
Friday, August 13, 2021
socially distant :)
fine. if u r gonna be here for a while, cassie, i guess u may as well make yourself useful. stand here and watch for bunnies, while i take my nap. a wolf needs his ferocious sleep, u know.
but make sure to stay over there. i’ve already had like eleventy cootie shots and i still feel a little woozy because some slobbery mcpanty pants still thinks every water bowl she finds is communal. yessiree, a good nap is just what this wolf needs. remember, you stay over there cassie and it will be all be -
aw great.
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dogfriends,
doxie doings
Wednesday, August 11, 2021
the unbearable shortness of being :)
okay, mom, have a nice bath. i guess while u e in there, i’ll try my best to avoid miss smelly panty mc pant-
aw great. here she comes..
hey… hey…what r u doing, cassie? i cannot even see.
mom is taking a bath, cassie. stop panting all over her.
i said, stop panting up the place already! it’s bad enough the place smells like purple flower stink with all the foam bubbles, but cooties and purple flower stink? phooowee!
didjoo hear me? gassie, u r totally wasting your time. she will never gives snackies from there
like, seriously, do not even bother. mom will never give u ..
hey! why r u getting closer??? i toldjoo-
mooom? mom. u are not giving her a snackie, r u??
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doxie doings
Monday, August 9, 2021
schadenfoofie :)
mom, is it too late for me to sign up for summer school?
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dogfriends,
doxie doings
Friday, August 6, 2021
curiouser and curiouser
hmmmmmm….
hmmmmmmmmmm….
mom, why didjoo put this water bowl here taller than me? u know i accidentally left my platform sandals at chocobot’s air pee n b.
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doxie doings
Wednesday, August 4, 2021
valar morpoopus
hee hee hee, i know, duk duk, pure genius! and to think we did not need mom’s help at all. now we can finally serve our guests gummy worms in la pee dah style! i cannot wait until - hey, duk duk, where did u-
o, smello, mom. um, is there anything i can help u with? like, maybe polishing the silver or, um, something? :)
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doxie doings
Monday, August 2, 2021
contract renegotiations :)
well, mom, seeing as how i am a grown wolf now, how about i get a tiny tomato for every nail we sand?
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doxie doings
Friday, July 30, 2021
boba pett :)
hee hee, oooo! dad, did u get any boba drink for u and mom, too? :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, July 28, 2021
Monday, July 26, 2021
smell and tell :)
even though it meant he had to wake up earlier, the little dachshund enjoyed his summer morning walkies very much. of course there are many obvious reasons to go walkie in the morning, the little dachshund thought to himself, like, mostly because it is cooler out, and stuff like that. but probably the most important reason to go walkie in the morning is, i can smell and tell what everybuddy had for dinner last night. :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, July 21, 2021
a very important question :)
mom, dontchoo think maybe me and duk duk could just, not go to school next year? i mean, how much more can we learn, really? :)
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doxie doings
Monday, July 19, 2021
sentinel
the little dachshund patiently waited by the window like he always did every morning, hoping his ferociousness would scare away all the things that needed scaring away. bunnies, for one thing, he thought to himself. and the birds that would eat at my tomatoes. and of course, he realized, maybe the scariest of things that needed to be scared away, cassie. :)
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doxie doings
Friday, July 16, 2021
natural born leader :)
hee hee, mom, how bout today i take u n dad for a walkie? u know, instead of the other way around. wolves are natural born leaders, u know. :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, July 14, 2021
(f)artless
hee hee hee. okay, mom, can i open my eyes now?
hang on, maybe it is way over by my other bed in the other room. excuse me, i will brb….
mom, i do not get it. i do not see anything ferocious and (f)arty anywhere. r u sure it is even here where i can see it? :)
hmm, where is it, mom?? i know u have been working on a surprisey prize (f)arty art piece for like, forever now, and i am very anxious 2 see it, seeing as how you did not ask for me and duk duk’s expert input on it. i wonder if..
maybe it is over here by my bed? hm. nopies.
hang on, maybe it is way over by my other bed in the other room. excuse me, i will brb….
well, nopies. not there either. dang.
mom, i do not get it. i do not see anything ferocious and (f)arty anywhere. r u sure it is even here where i can see it? :)
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doxie doings
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