sing song merrily on sigh :)

“o the odor inside is frightful, but i think it smells delightful 

and since i’ve got more gas to go,

let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! 

deck the stoops with piles of poopies, 

peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ewww ewww eww!



tis the reason 2 b smelly, peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ewww ewww eww!

brown we now and major hurl, peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ew-”




wha? stop? mom, these are festive songs. me and duk duk just made them better. :)  
 

mister particular :)

dad….

dad…

dad..i know i r busy doing the dishes and i know u checked once already but can u please check again and make sure i do not have any more birthday cake left in the refrigerator? :) 

marching band

hee hee, see dad? if u want 2 b in marching band, u have to each leg step up high, like this. and maybe toot your hiney tooter every once in a while. hee hee, like this. :) 

fifteen candles :)

“o what a beautiful birthday cake! hurry, dad, put me down! it smells delicious!!” squealed the little wolf dachshund as his body wiggled with delight. 



“o happy day! i smell carrots and strawberries and blueberries and turkey too! i know i promised to make my birthday cake last by only taking one bite now and saving the rest for later…

but why take one bite,

when a chompy two will do?” :) 

today i am fifteen :)

(pfweeooOooOoooofweeeeooooOOOOooooOooooOooooOOOOooooOooooooooOOOooooOoooOooOoooOoooooOoooOOOOooOoOOOooooOoOOOOOOooooOooot!)

hee hee hee hee! o yeah, twenty days of eating nothing but fizzy fermented monkey chow smoothies have totally paid off. try and top that, my ferocious frien- uh oh.  smello?  first one 2 say foofie gets a bag of gummy worms. nobuddy? hee hee, totally gassed out! anybuddy? smello? 

um, mom, seeing as how everybuddy is unconscious, maybe we should wait on the group photo and do my individual birthday portrait first. :) 

early and only :)

hee hee hee, race car red for the win! and lovely new bowls and even a new kitchen bed. so luckee this wolf is! i wonder what i did to - hmmmm…. uh oh. 

mom, these are really nice and all, butt, they are not, like, my early and only birthday presents, are they?? 

o christmas me 2.0

…o christmas me, o christmas me, how smelly are thy poopies! o christmas me, o christmas me, how smelly are thy poopies! forever brown, and snakey shaped, an odor that you can’t escape! o  christmas me, o christmas meeeeeeeeeee, how smelly are thy poooooo-peeeeeeees!

hee hee okay, mom, that’s the last verse. now may we please goto the store and get some brown duct tape like u promised? part of the whole 2.0ing of christmas me is so we can make the leftover swirly light into a poopie u know. :) 

totally maybe :)

hee hee hee , oooooooOOOOoooOOooOooo! finally!!!

pick one??? what do u mean i cannot have them all?? okay fine…

gnom gnom gnom.. hmm… maybe… 

gnom gnom gnommmy gnom. gnom gnom. slurp slurp…. okay a solid maybe also. on the station and on each of the different bowls. 

slurp slurp slurpey slurp. definitely maybe, but…hmmmmmmmmm….

mom, rather than pretending, dontchoo think it would be better if i try each setup with actual kibble and stuff? 

loose lips stink ships, or, how to get ahead on cyber brown wednesday :)

hee hee hee, okay dad, i will tell u but u have to keep it a peecret. it is quite simple really…

our first doot will be at noon eastern standard time and our second doot will be at nine pm eastern standard time. during each doot, me and duk duk plan to offer a whole 6 instant gazillionaire adventurer’s wallets (instant because we will be including one very precious eleventy zillion bags of gummy worms bank note, and one very important poooie snake credit card), 3 full trio sets of teeny weeny wonderlands magical poops +planets series (they are numbered uno dos tres and so on) , and there will be teeny weeny wonderlands which can be ordered individually under their particular squadron sector,  which also corresponds to what is printed on the front side on the blue background and indicates how many trees are in each display - cachinnant (one big one little tree) , tempus (three little trees), and ergo amici (one big tree). and because they are all different, these individual teeny weeny wonderland boxes have their own designation, alpha, beta, gamma, delta, and so on. additiona l ferociousification may be selected when ordering from the drop down. one can choose to enjoy them as is, or add a mystery pee spot, a hidey poop, or both a mystery pee spot and a hidey poop. 

this is our amazing first doot selection . and even tho mom made us offer pink, well, me and duk duk made sure it was decootiefied.

and see? here is what i was saying - the top three are the sets for the first doot and then bottom shows boxes alpha thru iota which may be ordered individually under each squadron listing cachinnant thru ergo amici. 


and this is our equally impressive second doot selection! hee hee, u might notice that the majority of wallets here are actually mostly colored after certain ferocious animals u already know. there would have been a more me now colored one but the gray leather mom ordered was not skived down to the thickness she needed so we can just pretend i am still baby poooie brown. 

i really like how all our magical planets turned out, dontchoo? the teeny weenies look so happy to be spreading the pee and poop joy! 

so, anyhoo, yeppies, that is it. hee hee so simple, right? o, one more thing - we made a timey wimey doot time translator chart. so our friends living elsewhere can finally figure out when the doot starts! 

hee hee okay so now that’s it really. i hope u can keep a secret, dad, because this cyber brown wednesday will be so pooptacular! now can we go downstairs and eat a block of cheese before mom comes back? :) 

just add money :)

dear diary, 

as u might can imagine, me and duk duk managed to use up a lot of mom’s toner printing all the money we needed to run our day to day fun. so, then we thought, why not print up credit cards? because then we can spend even more and not have to worry about anything. except for maybe how to keep together our money and our credit card and my pedal driver’s license, and well, everything for when we go on our adventures. so that is why me and duk duk asked mom to help us make the gazillionaire adventurer’s wallet, a slim, minimalist 4 pocket wallet hand stitched with the finest vegetable tanned italian leather scraps! and i am so excited to tell u that we liked ours so much, that we asked her to make some for cyber brown wednesday so our friends can enjoy them, too.  i really like them a lot because the slots look like hills and mountains, and of course there are teeny weenies running all amongst them. o! and, to add to the genius of our idea, every wallet ordered on cyber brown wednesday will come with its very own eleventy zillion gummy note and poopie snake credit card, so you or your lucky gift receiving recipient can become an instant gazillionaire, just like us. hee hee, welcome to the club. 

anyhoo, here is a peek at a few of the card wallets we will be offering and do not be alarmed if we do not blog posty regularly this week, what with us being busy making etsy listings and then eating and well, mostly eating really. which reminds me, i would also like 2 wish u a very happy thanksgiving! okay now i really must sign off and help mom with the listings before duk duk’s family arrives. 

toot-dley doo!

b :)

hee hee, and i thought they were pretty on the front side :) 

wolf tank :)

well, mom, that is the family discount rate. two chomps are usually fifteen bags of gummy worms each. as it is now, u may have two toesie chomps and kiss my tummy for only 10 bags. or, 8 if u pay the difference in cherry tomatoes. :) 

tiny present :)

ooOOOOooooOooOo! a package for me!

hee hee, i do not have my glasses on to read the note  but i can totally smell i mean tell it is from my friend miss debbi!

and looky, she wrapped it so nicely… in christmas paper. gee, i guess this means technically i should wait to open it for at least, o, eleventy more weeks then.  sigh, if only santa was not watching. hmmmm….hmmm…

o i know!

hee hee, a wolf cannot help it if his present accidentally opens while he moves it to his heat cave for safe keeping. :) 

under where :)

hee hee, um, well, just being super nakey stealthy and hoping u will drop a snackie, mostly.