beware of the undertroll

Hey, it's me, Baxter, your roving rover reporter here, reporting to you today from my morning walkies to the park. Now, normally I do walkies in the evening, but it was so nice out this morning and it was only gonna get hotter, so my mom n dad n me decided to walk now and one thing led to another and now here I am at the top of the steps to my favorite neighborhood trail. This trail is really nice cuz it's shaded, and there is even a bridge that crosses over a little creek. Can you believe I was once afraid of the bridge on account of somethin grabbin my hindpaw between the slats a long time ago? Silly me. I thought it was the troll monster but now I know better. It was sasquatch. I know cuz I saw him on the Six Million Dollar Man. But now I am not afraid even of him cuz mom always brings my treats with us on walkies and if we are ever in a bind like that again, I will ask her to throw my treats at him and while he is eating them I would bite his ankle then run as fast as my four legs will take me. Which is pretty fast, cuz I can outrun my dad easy peasy.

Anyways, boo hoo, no sasquatch sightings this time, but it is just as well cuz now that I am home I am really really pooped. Um, tired. The poopies I will do later, but not on camera, know what I mean? Anyways, I think I will spend the rest of this afternoon sleeping. This is Baxter your roving rover reporter wishing you the happiest of Sundays! :)