Some conversations between husband and wife as they brush their teeth for bed should never have to start like this:
"Hey hwile ah hwuz ghon, hwif toofbruf didjoo yoosh fur babee dawg?"
Yeah, you know what the answer to my question was. Total toothbrush interruptus.
12 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm glad that I have never had that question ask of me!
I'm speechless! Hahahahaha
ROTF!!!! I love it.
He kisses you on the lips, his sweet chumley breath wakes you in the morning. The little kielbasa lives for your slightest nod in his direction.
Why not share his toothbrush? What's not to love??
BOL!
happy brushing!
-ramsay
MOL... never good to wonder where your toothbrush has been... HEE HEE.
pawhugs, Max
I would have KILLED my husband!
Thanks! I needed to blow coffee through my nose this morning. The choking really cleared my lungs too.
Luckily, I'd never have to worry about my husband even considering brushing Oskar's teeth.
Hoo boy. It might make you feel better if I tell you sometime my story about about the thermometer. So just think about that for a minute. If you get the thermometers mixed up ... how do you take the human's temperature? And how do you take the dog's?
Yep.
ay yi yi, bludog u got me beat!
hee, there was a time a while back where even i mixed up toothbrushes (the pecking order for brushes from the dentist is my retainer, then the little chum so the brushes look alike) but that was way before the Lonesome Dove incident.
Mostly I thought this story was really funny though cuz I PURPOSEFULLY hid my retainer brush to minimize confusion. And I shoulda known the minute it hit my mouth and everything seemed so hard and crusty. DOH! :)
Oh-oh!
You made my day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Hey Maxi-cat: never good to ASK where your toothbrush has been!!
Alicia: Breathe in . . . and release!!
Bludog: Just put I in boiling water to sterilize! What, Auntie Keren? Exploded?? Um, Bludog, never mind!
Guinness ;^)
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