and looky, even in cootie pink, they are still very ferocious! yeppies, i am glad we are making our first doot of the year a fundraiser. i mean, it will mean a few less gummy worms for us, but seriously all the koalas and wombats that i keep seeing in our reddit feed...i cannot even imagine if our poopie snake museum caught on fire. quick help me put one on before mom comes back.
ooo this faux fur is so soft! and omg, whodathunk it would be possible - i feel even more ferocious.
okay now pull my ears thru but don’t yank... well, i am reminding u because even though u should know by now, u always yank. and u know how delicate a wolf’s ears are. like, seriously, we have been friends forever now and u cannot even remember .. o, is this thing on already ? thank u for not yanking. finally.
hee hee okay, whatchoo think, duk duk? does my head look massive? tell me my head looks massive. yeah i know, this faux fur is incredible. mom said it was so messy to work with, the koalawomba hats will be a one time only makey make. how many? i think she said we will have a total of five, maybe six koalawomba hats of each color. then poof, that’s it.
what? well...
didjoo know wombats can weigh up to 77 pounds and can reach up to 3.3 feet long? and koalas? they eat so many eucalyptus leaves, they pretty much stink of eucalyptus leaves? ipso facto, who wouldn’t want to be a koalawomba? yeah we really must not be eating enough gummy worms cuz your smelly butt still stinks of -
whoa i think mom just got home. i guess we will have to sneak back and try on the cootie pink koalawomba and the wooly bear ones another day. but they should all fit the same bc mom used the same pattern we drew up for her, only the wooly bear ones will look smaller bc their ears are different they will not be so poofy! okay quick, help me take this off before she catches us! what’s that? o yeah i guess we should come up with a doot date and time, shouldn’t we? hmmm...
o i know, how could anybuddy forget this date and time?? how bout this sunday 02/02 at noon and midnitey nite eastern standard time? :)