koalawomba (doot doot bee doot doot) :)

o m g, duk duk, look - mom finally finished our prototypes !! hee hee, i can hear our sales pitch now -  ladeez and gentlewolves, please hold on to your brains because they are about to explode! sprung from the minds of a genius wolf and falcon and made by their makey mom, part supercute koala and part amazing giant wombat, and one hundred percent adorable, i present to you our very special and very limited edition koalawomba hats for ferocious wolves and wolfettes (profits to benefit australia bushfire relief)!

and looky, even in cootie pink, they are still very ferocious! yeppies, i am glad we are making our first doot of the year a fundraiser. i mean, it will mean a few less gummy worms for us, but seriously all the koalas and wombats that i keep seeing in our reddit feed...i cannot even imagine if our poopie snake museum caught on fire.  quick help me put one on before mom comes back. 

ooo this faux fur is so soft! and omg, whodathunk it would be possible - i feel even more ferocious. 

okay now pull my ears thru but don’t yank... well, i am reminding u because even though  u should know by now, u always yank. and u know how delicate a wolf’s ears are. like, seriously, we have been friends forever now and u cannot even remember .. o, is this thing on already ? thank u for not yanking. finally. 

hee hee okay, whatchoo think, duk duk? does my head look massive?  tell me my head looks massive. yeah i know, this faux fur is incredible. mom said it was so messy to work with, the koalawomba hats will be a one time only makey make. how many? i think she said we will have a total of five, maybe six koalawomba hats of each color. then poof, that’s it. 

 what? well...

didjoo know wombats can weigh up to 77 pounds and can reach up to 3.3 feet long? and koalas? they eat so many eucalyptus leaves,  they pretty much stink of eucalyptus leaves? ipso facto, who wouldn’t want to be a  koalawomba? yeah we really must not be eating enough gummy worms cuz your smelly butt still stinks of - 




whoa i think mom just got home. i guess we will have to sneak back and try on the cootie pink koalawomba  and the wooly bear ones another day. but they should all fit the same bc mom used the same pattern we drew up for her, only the wooly bear ones will look smaller bc their ears are different they will not be so poofy! okay quick, help me take this off before she catches us! what’s that? o yeah i guess we should come up with a doot date and time, shouldn’t we? hmmm...




o i know, how could anybuddy forget this date and time?? how bout this sunday 02/02 at noon and midnitey nite eastern standard time? :)

priorities :)

what do u mean write my thank u cards ? u said me and duk duk have until valentine’s day  and today me and duk duk have already planned a boys day out. the pedal car is already packed and everything. and trust me, with what we packed, u do not want to pet our pedal car sit in the driveway for very long. well, at least without gas masks anyway. :)

wolfstache

hmmmmm.  hmmmmm....

well, mom, it is definitely mostly kind of what i was thinking...

but...maybe we can use another scrap 2 make it little bigger? like, longer. and poufier. 

o and definitely more handlebar-ier!  the most ferocious wolfstaches are always swoopy doopy with curlicues and everything! :) 

tidy bowl

well, mom,  not that either duk duk or i would ever even think of doing such a thing, and as u can see i have just been lying here quietly minding my own business but... well...i would guess maybe that whoever did put your rainbow bath fizzy in the toilet probably thought it would be really funny to watch. and then like, when it was done fizzing, they were like, the rainbow colors are we should just leave it in bowl for others 2 enjoy. i think that would be really thoughtful of them, dontchoo think? :) 

final answer

....(sniff sniff)... (sniff sniff)... o ezpz.

forty ocho, mom.  final answer. 

 well, okay, technically forty ocho whole ones plus two quartersies and one halfsie. and maybe twenty dos crumbs. which means it will probably be about two weeks before i need another bag of kibble.  now may i please have my lunchy lunch? :) 

so many projects so little time

well, if we really are going to have the master bathroom redone in a few weeks, can u please at least make sure this time 2 get a bubble jet swimmy tub with loop de loop fun fun wolf and falcon slide too? :) 

brown thumb :)

oooooooOOOoooooo!  so this is the new garden bed u and dad have been working on.

hmmmmmmmm...yeppies almost done and ready for planting! but, i see whatchoo mean.

i guess u might need what, eleventy, no eleventy ocho bags? or, no, wait, i know!! - 

mom, if u can let me and duk duk eat all we want and u can wait a week or so, i am pretty sure we can have this thing filled up and ready 2 plant in no time :) 

meanwhile at the kalyxcraftopia top secret prototype makey studios

hey hey, mom, i toldjoo, no cameras at the prototype meeting!! :)

spring planning

mom, dontchoo think instead of all these projects we are planning, we could simply make our backyard nicer just by putting up a bouncy castle and some trampolines? :) 

finders rawwwers

yes, mom, i am still looking for them...yes,  i know we are putting away the christmas stuff now and trust me i have been looking for them as hard as i can. i promise, when i find them i will bring them right 2 u. okay? okay. 

hee hee hee, rawwwwr! rawwwwr!

rawwwwr! 

rawwwwwwwr!

hee hee hee! rawww-rutt roh!

um, smello, mom. hee hee, hey why looky here, look what i just found  :) 

goodbye 2019 / smello 2020

I'd love to say that we are older and wiser as we enter 2020, but sometimes, it just feels like we are older, and none the wiser for the challenges that real life can throw our way.  But that's okay, that's why we share this tiny happy go lucky corner in cyberspace, why we find ourselves together, laughing and loving a poop and gummy worm obsessed little wanna be wolf with a heart shaped tummy, and his best toyfriend duk duk, thoroughly embracing their stories and the magical little makeys that sprout from their surprisingly intricate little minds. For all our friends both far and near, we wish you the healthiest and happiest of new years, full of beauty found in the most unexpected of ways, humor in the face of adversity, and joy in grateful abundance.   :) 

master digger

mom, after i finish helping u dig the trenches for our new deck beds, do u think me and duk duk can take scraps from the lumber pile to make a new trebuchet? valentineys day will be here in no time and we really need to start preparing, if u know what i mean :)

whodathunk

hee hee, feel it, duk duk. it’s like fine pooprinthian feather! 

yeppies, it is so ferocious and yet so soft, i cannot stop petting it either.  whodathunk that even tho santa did not deliver on all the things we asked for, he still gave us something he knew we would want. yeah, even though it would have taken a while to work,  i guess maybe it was too obvious to ask for a bag of potatoes and a pocket sized fog machine after all. o i know - maybe instead of the potatoes, we should have asked for a mixed basket of german and norwegian cheeses! hee hee, that way we could have eaten it and fogged it and foofied it! yeah that would have been pee-larious...

hey, u know, that is a very good question. let me ask her...

mom, i know we have not opened any more of the presents we got in the mail from our friends because we have family in town, but...do u think maybe if we promise to control ourselves this time and not chomp any more packages such that we cannot make out the return address on them..well, do u think maybe we can at least smell them? :)  

two more days :)

the little dachshund peered into his christmas tree, counting and recounting the ornaments, and counting them again for good measure. two more days, he thought to himself while he waited for his ferocious falcon friend to finish his chores. two more days of being good and then finally, finally santa would deliver the goods, and the little dachshund would be free again to be himself. 

as he counted the twenty third ornament for the one hundred and seventh time, he realized he did not know which part of christmas day he would like the most, really. of course, there would be the presents. if santa even delivered one percent of the christmas list he and his best toyfriend duk duk came up with this year,  there would be enough toys and gummy worms and equipment to last them at least eleventy zillion christmases, freeing them from the unnecessary challenge of being good for many years to come.  but also on christmas day, he thought to himself as he counted the seventy third ornament for the one hundred and twelfth time, he could finally, finally also release the giant doozy of a foofie he had been holding in since thanksgiving, timed, he hoped if he could hold it long enough, to happen after his mother lit the christmas candles. :)

mistleFoe

what the heck?? who changed out my water bo-  eew! mistletoe!!

mom, why is everything suddenly getting booby trapped around here?? 

(cooties)

um, that’s okay i think i will stay here in the car, mom. because, well, a wolf needs to stay good for santa and if there are any girls in the pet store...well, u know... (cooties).  

pretty in stink

hmmmmmm...this is new.  but..hang on...

mom, i know i am a ferocious wolf and all, but dontchoo think maybe a less pink rug would have enhanced my ferociousness more? 

mega blueberry :)

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk. i am pretty sure it is like, the biggest blueberry in all the world. in all of history really...

 i mean, look at it. it is almost the size of my ferocious paw!  i guess mom was right. i mean, because we could be in the kitchen now, bugging her while she makes my birthday cake because every wolf and falcon knows if u make enough noise to give your mom a headache, u get to lick the spoon. but nopies, she gave us this megablueberry and here we are, admiring its majestic beauty and thinking about how best we can share eating this -   

hey! what the? hey hey , no chompsies!! duk  duk! duk duk we agreed..fine! u r leaving me no choice..



moooom! i know we agreed not to bother u while u r making my birthday cake for tomorrow but can u please cut our mega blueberry exactly in half ? and may we please lick the spoon from my birthday cake already ?? 

anacomically speaking :)

see, dad? i toldjoo. moms can have wieners between their legs, too. 

tarmac

hurry, mom! if we run fast enough, we can fly!! :)