hee hee, oooo! dad, did u get any boba drink for u and mom, too? :)
Friday, July 30, 2021
Wednesday, July 28, 2021
Monday, July 26, 2021
smell and tell :)
even though it meant he had to wake up earlier, the little dachshund enjoyed his summer morning walkies very much. of course there are many obvious reasons to go walkie in the morning, the little dachshund thought to himself, like, mostly because it is cooler out, and stuff like that. but probably the most important reason to go walkie in the morning is, i can smell and tell what everybuddy had for dinner last night. :)
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Wednesday, July 21, 2021
a very important question :)
mom, dontchoo think maybe me and duk duk could just, not go to school next year? i mean, how much more can we learn, really? :)
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Monday, July 19, 2021
sentinel
the little dachshund patiently waited by the window like he always did every morning, hoping his ferociousness would scare away all the things that needed scaring away. bunnies, for one thing, he thought to himself. and the birds that would eat at my tomatoes. and of course, he realized, maybe the scariest of things that needed to be scared away, cassie. :)
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Friday, July 16, 2021
natural born leader :)
hee hee, mom, how bout today i take u n dad for a walkie? u know, instead of the other way around. wolves are natural born leaders, u know. :)
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Wednesday, July 14, 2021
(f)artless
hee hee hee. okay, mom, can i open my eyes now?
hang on, maybe it is way over by my other bed in the other room. excuse me, i will brb….
mom, i do not get it. i do not see anything ferocious and (f)arty anywhere. r u sure it is even here where i can see it? :)
hmm, where is it, mom?? i know u have been working on a surprisey prize (f)arty art piece for like, forever now, and i am very anxious 2 see it, seeing as how you did not ask for me and duk duk’s expert input on it. i wonder if..
maybe it is over here by my bed? hm. nopies.
hang on, maybe it is way over by my other bed in the other room. excuse me, i will brb….
well, nopies. not there either. dang.
mom, i do not get it. i do not see anything ferocious and (f)arty anywhere. r u sure it is even here where i can see it? :)
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Monday, July 12, 2021
wrong item in error :)
eeew. what?? mom, there is no way me or duk duk would ever order that. calico critters are like, for babies. not ferocious wolves and falcons.
u told us to order soffit vents for our diy vermiposter and poop’s honor, that is we ordered. i cannot help it if amazon made a mistake and sent u this cootietaminated cute cute garbage.
hee hee, but if u want, u can give it to me and me and duk duk will see what we can do about ferociousing them up. :)
u told us to order soffit vents for our diy vermiposter and poop’s honor, that is we ordered. i cannot help it if amazon made a mistake and sent u this cootietaminated cute cute garbage.
hee hee, but if u want, u can give it to me and me and duk duk will see what we can do about ferociousing them up. :)
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Friday, July 9, 2021
little wolf, big world
the little dachshund sneaky sneaked from one blue pot to another on his deck, quietly investigating each as best he could, sometimes standing on his tippiest of toes. hee hee, he thought to himself, if i found strawberries in one of my pots, then certainly there could be strawberries in others!
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Wednesday, July 7, 2021
options :)
well, seeing as how me and duk duk are over half way thru our summer vacation and have not done anything super duper exciting yet, we thought maybe we can use your credit card to buy inter dimensional travel tickets so we can visit chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy. or, well, what with the virus variants, maybe we could just buy an autogyro and fly there ourselves. or maybe we could just buy eleventy hundred pounds of gummy worms and zoomie call with them. but it all starts with your credit card so maybe i can help u find it? :)
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Friday, July 2, 2021
sorry not sorry :)
spying the first delicious bounty of summer,
the little dachshund reminded himself, i must not chomp, i must not chomp, i must not chomp! chomping is for little puppies who are impatient do not know any better. and i am a full grown wolf. chomping brings calamity, and chaos, the little dachshund knew. chomping, means tiny tomatoes bouncing everywhere….. hee hee, wait. chomping means tiny tomatoes bouncing ev-
-rywhere!
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Wednesday, June 30, 2021
prbo:)
hee hee, um, well, mom, i was stinking i mean thinking that you and dad could sleep in the other bedroom, and me and duk duk would set up our mid summer’s foofie night party in your bedroom, and voila, it’s a vacation for everyone :)
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Monday, June 28, 2021
u know who
(pant pant pant pant)
(pant pant pant slobber slobber dopey pant pant pant)
see, mom? it is not just the cooties, it is the entire package. that is why she has 2 stay over there and i stay over here. okay? okay. no more sniffs, pants, or butts.
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Friday, June 25, 2021
potluck :)
hee hee hee, um, mom, u might want to stay outside a little longer. me and duk duk opened all the windows up here but i stink i mean think it will take a while before yesterday’s cheesy bean chili stops turning into today’s pooty mc flooty tooties :)
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Wednesday, June 23, 2021
magnum poop eye :)
mom, i am telling u, i totally smell it. someone pooped right here. in the street. i mean, there is perfectly good grass right over there, so why would anyone do that?? not only does pooping on a hard surface increase the potential for shape distortion, but i believe it also indicates our mystery pooper exhibits poopiopathic tendencies. this pooper is reckless, or cold and calculating. or maybe both…
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Monday, June 21, 2021
happy farter’s day
hee hee, um, mom, u might want to leave the room soon because after me and dad finish our nap, this room is gonna get smelly :)
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Friday, June 18, 2021
goopy goop :)
the little dachshund gleefully told his mom as he turned around, “sure i can twirly twirl my tail like a piggy pig pig. see?” but just as his mom’s eyes started to focus on the magnificent twirling of his tail, a giant foofie cloud burst from his tiny tushie, enveloping his mother in a soup of noxious gases, and rendering his mother unconscious. “hee hee, whoopsie,” the little dachshund said out loud before remembering his mother would not hear it. well, he thought to himself as he sniffed abd analyzed the air. based on how smelly my foofie was, mom will be out for at least an hour. maybe now might be a good time to try making lemony basil goopy goop cuppycakes for me and duk duk’s tgidiscofriday party tonitey nite! :)
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Wednesday, June 16, 2021
pantsy
sheesh, come on, dad. if u want to chat with cassie’s mom, can’t u just text her like a normal person? walkies are for walkies, not talkies. cantchoo see how dangerous this situation is?? i mean, any second now, cassie could realize i am here and she could take a turn and -
… pant cooties all over me. aw great. now i need a level eleventy two decontamination bath.
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Monday, June 14, 2021
mirror mirror :)
hee hee, mirror mirror on the wall, who is the ferociousest one of all?………. i said, mirror mirror on the wall, who is the ferociousest one of all???
hmm, is this thing even on? :)
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Friday, June 11, 2021
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