ctp 3 :)

hee hee, um, why, no, mum, i have not had my midday meal yet. u must be stinking i mean thinking of baxter the ferocious wolf, who may have had his lunchy lunch already.  but i am his friend, chester theomungus pooplington the third. did baxter not tell you i was visiting today? that’s okay, i will just have a large portion of whatever it is u r eating  :) 

wolf practice makes perfect :)

rawwr!

rawwwwwwr!

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR!

whoa i think i scared even myself with that last one :) 

land sharking :)

hee hee, did someone say snackie?? :) 

duk dukked :)

what? how am i supposed to know where your gummy worms are, duk duk? i’ve just been here in my bed like, all day really. cuz, u knows it is sunny here and a wolf needs to recharge his batteries. 

but hey if u do find them do not forget u still owe me like eleventy bags from the new year’s eve disco fiascotastrophe so do not come back empty winged or some dukkie is going to get quite a pounding. what? o do not worry, we’ll be here when u get back alright. mom, me, myself, and i. all four of us. waiting for our eleventy bags of gummy worms…. yeah, okay. smell ya. 

hee hee hee, eleventy minus one bags of gummy worms. :) 

blow hole :)

the little dachshund squealed with delight. not only was the down vest his mom found at the thrifty store cozy and warm for sleeping under, but it had a foofie hole big enough to ensure he could sleep for hours, undisturbed by the doozy foofies he knew he would shortly be producing. :) 

unseasonably warm

mom, is it ever going 2 snow again? i feel like some of my best pee work this season has been lost in the dirt. 

have bed will travel :)

what? mom, u only said 2 goto my kitchen bed. a wolf cannot help it if he had 2 move his bed closer to the dinner table first. how else will anybuddy see him to give him snackies?? :) 

‘twas the night before stinkmas :)

hee hee hee, tinkle smells, tinkle smells, tinkle and a spray! o what fun it is to -

hold the foofie, what is this ??! 

oooooOOOOoooOoooooo!  hee hee, tiny trees that are totally wolfy height. perfect for a sprinkly tinkly, if i do say so myself! 

but, wait. hmmmmm….hmmmmmm…. 364 days.. duk would definitely pound me if i messed everything up for us now. my brain sas nopies but my bladder is totally saying yeppies. hmmmmm…..

moooom! did santa say exactly what time he would be coming tonight?? 

sing song merrily on sigh :)

“o the odor inside is frightful, but i think it smells delightful 

and since i’ve got more gas to go,

let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! 

deck the stoops with piles of poopies, 

peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ewww ewww eww!



tis the reason 2 b smelly, peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ewww ewww eww!

brown we now and major hurl, peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ew-”




wha? stop? mom, these are festive songs. me and duk duk just made them better. :)  
 

mister particular :)

dad….

dad…

dad..i know i r busy doing the dishes and i know u checked once already but can u please check again and make sure i do not have any more birthday cake left in the refrigerator? :) 

marching band

hee hee, see dad? if u want 2 b in marching band, u have to each leg step up high, like this. and maybe toot your hiney tooter every once in a while. hee hee, like this. :) 

fifteen candles :)

“o what a beautiful birthday cake! hurry, dad, put me down! it smells delicious!!” squealed the little wolf dachshund as his body wiggled with delight. 



“o happy day! i smell carrots and strawberries and blueberries and turkey too! i know i promised to make my birthday cake last by only taking one bite now and saving the rest for later…

but why take one bite,

when a chompy two will do?” :) 

today i am fifteen :)

(pfweeooOooOoooofweeeeooooOOOOooooOooooOooooOOOOooooOooooooooOOOooooOoooOooOoooOoooooOoooOOOOooOoOOOooooOoOOOOOOooooOooot!)

hee hee hee hee! o yeah, twenty days of eating nothing but fizzy fermented monkey chow smoothies have totally paid off. try and top that, my ferocious frien- uh oh.  smello?  first one 2 say foofie gets a bag of gummy worms. nobuddy? hee hee, totally gassed out! anybuddy? smello? 

um, mom, seeing as how everybuddy is unconscious, maybe we should wait on the group photo and do my individual birthday portrait first. :) 

early and only :)

hee hee hee, race car red for the win! and lovely new bowls and even a new kitchen bed. so luckee this wolf is! i wonder what i did to - hmmmm…. uh oh. 

mom, these are really nice and all, butt, they are not, like, my early and only birthday presents, are they?? 

o christmas me 2.0

…o christmas me, o christmas me, how smelly are thy poopies! o christmas me, o christmas me, how smelly are thy poopies! forever brown, and snakey shaped, an odor that you can’t escape! o  christmas me, o christmas meeeeeeeeeee, how smelly are thy poooooo-peeeeeeees!

hee hee okay, mom, that’s the last verse. now may we please goto the store and get some brown duct tape like u promised? part of the whole 2.0ing of christmas me is so we can make the leftover swirly light into a poopie u know. :) 

totally maybe :)

hee hee hee , oooooooOOOOoooOOooOooo! finally!!!

pick one??? what do u mean i cannot have them all?? okay fine…

gnom gnom gnom.. hmm… maybe… 

gnom gnom gnommmy gnom. gnom gnom. slurp slurp…. okay a solid maybe also. on the station and on each of the different bowls. 

slurp slurp slurpey slurp. definitely maybe, but…hmmmmmmmmm….

mom, rather than pretending, dontchoo think it would be better if i try each setup with actual kibble and stuff? 

loose lips stink ships, or, how to get ahead on cyber brown wednesday :)

hee hee hee, okay dad, i will tell u but u have to keep it a peecret. it is quite simple really…

our first doot will be at noon eastern standard time and our second doot will be at nine pm eastern standard time. during each doot, me and duk duk plan to offer a whole 6 instant gazillionaire adventurer’s wallets (instant because we will be including one very precious eleventy zillion bags of gummy worms bank note, and one very important poooie snake credit card), 3 full trio sets of teeny weeny wonderlands magical poops +planets series (they are numbered uno dos tres and so on) , and there will be teeny weeny wonderlands which can be ordered individually under their particular squadron sector,  which also corresponds to what is printed on the front side on the blue background and indicates how many trees are in each display - cachinnant (one big one little tree) , tempus (three little trees), and ergo amici (one big tree). and because they are all different, these individual teeny weeny wonderland boxes have their own designation, alpha, beta, gamma, delta, and so on. additiona l ferociousification may be selected when ordering from the drop down. one can choose to enjoy them as is, or add a mystery pee spot, a hidey poop, or both a mystery pee spot and a hidey poop. 

this is our amazing first doot selection . and even tho mom made us offer pink, well, me and duk duk made sure it was decootiefied.

and see? here is what i was saying - the top three are the sets for the first doot and then bottom shows boxes alpha thru iota which may be ordered individually under each squadron listing cachinnant thru ergo amici. 


and this is our equally impressive second doot selection! hee hee, u might notice that the majority of wallets here are actually mostly colored after certain ferocious animals u already know. there would have been a more me now colored one but the gray leather mom ordered was not skived down to the thickness she needed so we can just pretend i am still baby poooie brown. 

i really like how all our magical planets turned out, dontchoo? the teeny weenies look so happy to be spreading the pee and poop joy! 

so, anyhoo, yeppies, that is it. hee hee so simple, right? o, one more thing - we made a timey wimey doot time translator chart. so our friends living elsewhere can finally figure out when the doot starts! 

hee hee okay so now that’s it really. i hope u can keep a secret, dad, because this cyber brown wednesday will be so pooptacular! now can we go downstairs and eat a block of cheese before mom comes back? :)