case of the empty verse

We now join baxter and duk duk's spoiler free review of tonight's season 3 episode premiere of Sherlock on PBS, already in progress.. :)

feels like minus two

hee hee hee, form fitting under armor...

check!

warm pink wooly sockies - check!...

...full body chilly suit with all important..

 

 

...poopie hole poopie hole - check!

 

super warm cashmere scarf that is all linty because i did not put it away like mom asked me to - check!

...and last but not least - my winter boots!

 

mmmm they still stink good from last time... just lemme put these on and then we'll be ready to - hey, how come i can't...sheesh..this might take a while...

um, dad, i think i am going to need a few more minutes before i am ready for u take me outside to go poopies so if u would like, while u are waiting maybe u can help yourself to some hot monkey chow cider and if it is not too much trouble,  can u please make me one too? and do not worry i will be as fast as i can because i really need to poopie  :) :)

today i am seven :)

 


















...i smell like a monkey, and i throw my own poooo! hee hee thanks everybuddy that was a great birthday song. i am having so much fun, i do not think my birthday party could get any bet-


ooOOOOOooOOOooooOOooooo!! did mom just bring what i think she brought?

hey hey, quit shovin let a birthday boy thru...

(sniff sniff) mmmm, i smell double decker fishy cake with shredded carrot filling and meat jello topping!  and garnished super sweet strawberries!  and super cool twisty rawhide candles!!

let's hurry up and let mom take our birthday picture and then we can get this party started! super serious now cuz i am seven years old.  everybuddy ready? 

cheeeze!

hee hee,  okay everybuddy let's dig in!! :) :)

party preppers :)

oooh a little to the left lil pink puppy. now a little to the right. up a tiny tiny bit...yup, that's perfect! 

okay my friends, only two more ornaments to go and then me and duk duk will start clearing the room and setting up the dj station while you guys finish up the poop d'oeuvres and once that's all done we can start our super erasure christmas disco dance party! :):)

waste not whomp not

hee hee okay everybuddy stand back, stand back...

 
 

Pow-derrred Sugarrrrrrr! (whomp)

hee hee hee hee hee. oh yeah dat's what i'm talkin bout!  

soon all our yucky leftover candy will be smashed and we will have enough powdered sugar to sneak into school and sprinkle on our lunchy lunches for the next hundred years!!   :) :)

antici..

gee duk duk, now that we are home from school,  it sure stinks that we have to wait until it is dark before we can go trick or treating.

 

 i mean, who even made up that rule? if u n me were in charge of trick or treating, u can bet it would start first thing in the morning and last all day. maybe two days even, and we would get so many gummy worms that  swedish fish would jump right into our treat wagon without even trying.

 

what's that duk duk? yeah, it is too bad chocobot n lulu the tiger n lil pink puppy all drew the short straws and have to stay home and help mom n dad pass out candy. but at least me and u can go out and we can collect enough candy for all of us!  

 

(sigh)  lemme get up and see what time it is now. what? three o seventy clock?  sheesh that's like a whole nother four nine and gazillion seconds to go...

mooooom -  r u sure we cannot go trick or treating yet??

(hee hee, Happy Halloween my friends - may be poop be with u!! ) :)

happy unicorn appreciation day

okay everybuddy, on the count of three open your eyes!

one...

two...

three! 

yippeeee! look what we gotchoo, chocobot - a whole jar of glitter!

hee hee, what's that lulu the tiger?  oh yeah,  we do this every year.  it's tradition!!

now, let's pull out the table, roll up the rug, and pour some glitter so we can get this party started!! 

hee hee, happy unicorn appreciation day, my friend :) :)

flotsam and jetsam

 

hee hee, no, i have not seen anything about the great white poop shark yet, have u duk duk?  i am glad we decided to add underwater sea diving for when we sail the seven seas this summer. between your water proof feathers and my googles and my blue floatie, we should be able to see not only the great white poop shark up close, but maybe also we we are lucky, we will even see moby poop himself!   i am so glad today is the last day of school, arentchoo duk duk?  oo - i think i hear the bus coming! get in the wagon hold my goggles so i can pull us to the bus stop!! :) :)

time for a birthday party :)

 birthday present wrapped - check!   card signed and put in bag -  check! party hat on - check! 
okay, mom, let's go to little miss julia's birthday party!! :) :)

hound of the poopievilles

wanted: one giant magnifying glass and tweed cape (duk size medium). willing to trade for gummy worms or monkey chow.  serious inquiries only, tinysherlock221 at gmail.com

dapper doxie duds: springtoberfest

Hello my friends! It's me, Baxter, your roving rover reporter, reporting to you about the latest in springtoberfest fashion, fresh off my mom's sewing machine.  These happy duds are for my friends Quintin and Jewel, who ordered their duds way back when.  Lucky for mom and for Quintin and Jewel, their patience paid off because looky - here are their duds.

This time Jewel and Quintin wanted to celebrate their German heritage in true Octoberfest style.  So first up, a peek at Jewel's dirndl dud, a vision in oranges and green complete with a buckled ruffle edged bodice and removable skirt/apron  and yup your eyes are not fooling u, folk badger trim! 

Now what's a boy to wear when his sister is wearing a dirndl?  Why, lederhosen of course!  Only just like me, Quintin is a mover and a shaker so u know, who needs pants?  So, to keep things nice and lederhoseny, mom made sure to piece in the seamlines and pipe them, and she made a reversible suspender placket featuring acorns and oak leaves, because Quintin and Jewel live very near the city of oaks. This lederhosen look is made from super soft pinwale corduroy and bound in bottomweight twill so Quintin can jump and bump with the mountain billy goats if he wants to, while Jewel collects edelweiss in the mountains.  Unfortunately for me, I am much bigger than Quintin otherwise I would model it for you. But maybe one day mom will make one for me, maybe even with suede or leather!

So that is it for this week in makey my friends! And I don't know about your plans for the weekend, but I think I've got some yodeling to do!  This is Baxter your roving rover reporter wishing you a wonderful yoldel-eh-eee-poooooooooo! :)

of bunnies, and timey wimey stuff

dear diary,
i am sorry i do not have much time to write today but i am busy practicing chasing bunnies for reasons i cannot divulge completely yet.

in other news, i am very excited about watching doctor who tonight and in honor of tonight's premiere i thought i would show u how things are progressing with the doctor who dud that my friend murphy ordered from my mom.  it was pretty much done, but there were a few accessories that mom wanted to make.  like  the timey wimey pocket locket that my mom finally finished as an optional accessory!  and yes if murphy decides to get it, i am pretty sure he is gonna have to promise not to touch it because like me, even though he might like to watch doctor who on television, he probably really does not have enough time to listen to him in person. 

oh, and there is one more optional accessory that mom made this past week, and that is the time wimey kinda chameleon pin, good for time traveling dogs and humans alike!  something tells me i am going to need my very own doctor who dud, because these accessories are super cool!!

anyhoo diary, i really must get back to operation bunny bun bun so hope u r having a wonderful saturday!!

toodleydoo!

b. :)

timeparadachsnduks: goodbye yellow brick road

"having left their doctor friend before getting critical information on how to use princess primpnpink's purposefully powerful pedaports, time-adventurers-accidentally-turned-into-girls baxter and duk duk and their soon-to-vanished friend susan carefully consider their options before going through with the only one they can think of.."

 

to be continued (but hooray,  not for much longer! :) : )

time paradachsnduks: gone without the windbag

"detoured by different extension of time, weary time adventurers turned accidentally into girls, girl baxter and girl duk duk, find relief, with a little help from a horse named susan.." 

"having ditched their long winded and time displaced doctor friend, girl baxter, girl duk duk, and a horse named susan who curiously looks like chocobot go off to seek princess primpnpink's purposefully powerful pedaports...and find them.." 

to be continue (phew, almost there!)

timeparadachsnduks: one step closer, another step back

"disappointed to find that their mom's unfinished timey wimey device did not turn back time as they had hoped, girl baxter and girl duk duk are now faced with an interesting observation, and a time challenge of a different sort..." 

" ..hours later..."

to be continued (sheesh!)..

time paradachsnduks: the schwoomp effect

"having overheard their mom talk about the coming week's makey projects, girl baxter and girl duk duk hatch a plan to change themselves back into boys... "