brown thumb :)

oooooooOOOoooooo!  so this is the new garden bed u and dad have been working on.

hmmmmmmmm...yeppies almost done and ready for planting! but, i see whatchoo mean.

i guess u might need what, eleventy, no eleventy ocho bags? or, no, wait, i know!! - 

mom, if u can let me and duk duk eat all we want and u can wait a week or so, i am pretty sure we can have this thing filled up and ready 2 plant in no time :) 

meanwhile at the kalyxcraftopia top secret prototype makey studios

hey hey, mom, i toldjoo, no cameras at the prototype meeting!! :)

spring planning

mom, dontchoo think instead of all these projects we are planning, we could simply make our backyard nicer just by putting up a bouncy castle and some trampolines? :) 

finders rawwwers

yes, mom, i am still looking for them...yes,  i know we are putting away the christmas stuff now and trust me i have been looking for them as hard as i can. i promise, when i find them i will bring them right 2 u. okay? okay. 

hee hee hee, rawwwwr! rawwwwr!

rawwwwr! 

rawwwwwwwr!

hee hee hee! rawww-rutt roh!

um, smello, mom. hee hee, hey why looky here, look what i just found  :) 

goodbye 2019 / smello 2020

I'd love to say that we are older and wiser as we enter 2020, but sometimes, it just feels like we are older, and none the wiser for the challenges that real life can throw our way.  But that's okay, that's why we share this tiny happy go lucky corner in cyberspace, why we find ourselves together, laughing and loving a poop and gummy worm obsessed little wanna be wolf with a heart shaped tummy, and his best toyfriend duk duk, thoroughly embracing their stories and the magical little makeys that sprout from their surprisingly intricate little minds. For all our friends both far and near, we wish you the healthiest and happiest of new years, full of beauty found in the most unexpected of ways, humor in the face of adversity, and joy in grateful abundance.   :) 

master digger

mom, after i finish helping u dig the trenches for our new deck beds, do u think me and duk duk can take scraps from the lumber pile to make a new trebuchet? valentineys day will be here in no time and we really need to start preparing, if u know what i mean :)

whodathunk

hee hee, feel it, duk duk. it’s like fine pooprinthian feather! 

yeppies, it is so ferocious and yet so soft, i cannot stop petting it either.  whodathunk that even tho santa did not deliver on all the things we asked for, he still gave us something he knew we would want. yeah, even though it would have taken a while to work,  i guess maybe it was too obvious to ask for a bag of potatoes and a pocket sized fog machine after all. o i know - maybe instead of the potatoes, we should have asked for a mixed basket of german and norwegian cheeses! hee hee, that way we could have eaten it and fogged it and foofied it! yeah that would have been pee-larious...

hey, u know, that is a very good question. let me ask her...

mom, i know we have not opened any more of the presents we got in the mail from our friends because we have family in town, but...do u think maybe if we promise to control ourselves this time and not chomp any more packages such that we cannot make out the return address on them..well, do u think maybe we can at least smell them? :)  

two more days :)

the little dachshund peered into his christmas tree, counting and recounting the ornaments, and counting them again for good measure. two more days, he thought to himself while he waited for his ferocious falcon friend to finish his chores. two more days of being good and then finally, finally santa would deliver the goods, and the little dachshund would be free again to be himself. 

as he counted the twenty third ornament for the one hundred and seventh time, he realized he did not know which part of christmas day he would like the most, really. of course, there would be the presents. if santa even delivered one percent of the christmas list he and his best toyfriend duk duk came up with this year,  there would be enough toys and gummy worms and equipment to last them at least eleventy zillion christmases, freeing them from the unnecessary challenge of being good for many years to come.  but also on christmas day, he thought to himself as he counted the seventy third ornament for the one hundred and twelfth time, he could finally, finally also release the giant doozy of a foofie he had been holding in since thanksgiving, timed, he hoped if he could hold it long enough, to happen after his mother lit the christmas candles. :)

mistleFoe

what the heck?? who changed out my water bo-  eew! mistletoe!!

mom, why is everything suddenly getting booby trapped around here?? 

(cooties)

um, that’s okay i think i will stay here in the car, mom. because, well, a wolf needs to stay good for santa and if there are any girls in the pet store...well, u know... (cooties).  

pretty in stink

hmmmmmm...this is new.  but..hang on...

mom, i know i am a ferocious wolf and all, but dontchoo think maybe a less pink rug would have enhanced my ferociousness more? 

mega blueberry :)

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk. i am pretty sure it is like, the biggest blueberry in all the world. in all of history really...

 i mean, look at it. it is almost the size of my ferocious paw!  i guess mom was right. i mean, because we could be in the kitchen now, bugging her while she makes my birthday cake because every wolf and falcon knows if u make enough noise to give your mom a headache, u get to lick the spoon. but nopies, she gave us this megablueberry and here we are, admiring its majestic beauty and thinking about how best we can share eating this -   

hey! what the? hey hey , no chompsies!! duk  duk! duk duk we agreed..fine! u r leaving me no choice..



moooom! i know we agreed not to bother u while u r making my birthday cake for tomorrow but can u please cut our mega blueberry exactly in half ? and may we please lick the spoon from my birthday cake already ?? 

anacomically speaking :)

see, dad? i toldjoo. moms can have wieners between their legs, too. 

tarmac

hurry, mom! if we run fast enough, we can fly!! :) 

front seat driver + doot news u can use

mom, can u please tell dad i would be happy 2  takeover the speed pedal so we can go faster?

 (ps do not forget cyber brown wednesday is this wednesday 12/4 at noon and nine pm

est! included in the doot will be 

1) our supercool new bimonthly calendar for 2020 which u can display either on your desk or wall with different types of hardware u can choose from, or u use your own. the calendar is available in two finishes and printed on extra heavy card stock. calendars ordered on cyber brown wednesday will also get a complimentary,  complementary Smello Friend butt print, printed in matte black on extra heavy cardstock. 

2) our new christmas in  handmade tiny book form , Rudolph the Brown Butt Reindeer.

3) our new smello friend weenie butt art print, available printed on extra heavy white cardstock in matte black or rustic finish metallic gold and brown  ( calendar orders on cyber brown wednesday will get a complimentary matte black one!)

4) four very special brown teeny weenie sleigh mecharamas thematically tied in with our Rudolph the Brown Butt Reindeer book. (more sleighs in red and green will doot hopefully mid december. ) sorry we do not yet have pictures of them finished bc we were busy entertaining family for thanksgiving, but needless 2 say they will be pooptastic. 

5) a limited amount of supercool handmade chiyogami dachshund ornaments :)

to focus on making the mecharamas we have not made any teeny weenie trees yet but we might be able to doot some when finish the red and green sleigh ones so please do stay tuned. :) 

then one smelly christmas eve:)

hee hee, see? i can too hold it between my toes, duk duk. seriously that was like way too ez. now pay up. wait, hang on let me hold my breath first. (hwoooooop! hwoooo-)

(phooooooooo) why smello, mom.  what’s that? breathing funny? hmm, i am not sure why u would be stinking i mean thinking that. 

this? o yeah, this. well, u remember the christmas story we are working on for cyber brown wednesday right?  u know, the one that makes sense of everything but only if the reader knows what we know they know we have known, like, forever now? well, seeing as how u are busy with the sleigh mecharamas, me and duk duk decided we could print turn it into an adorable tiny book ourselves, with a nice poopie brown paper cover and everything. 

um, and we might have used your shiny machine to shiny it.

but um, well,  we were not really sure how 2 use the shiny machine so some of the shiny is  kind of speckledy patchy but then we thought, omg that is just like how an old leather book looks, which is great on account of how u said i am not allowed to use real leather by myself yet until i can stomp chomp chomp chomping it. which is probably like never on account of how delicious that old book was that i ate over summer.  hee hee, mmm old leather books. 

hee hee, anyhoo, do u mind if me and duk duk help ourselves to some monkey chow before we make the rest of our tiny books bc i really think it will enhance our productivity. :)

reasonable request

oooOooooOOOOoooo! the teeny weenie brown super pooper sleighs are turning our even better than  me and duk duk described 2 u, mom. now make a zillion of them so we can have mecharamas  for everybuddy come cyber brown wednesday. :)